What is The Little Red Dao of AJATT (LARD)?

• Every major AJATT post
• Condensed to 5 or fewer bullet points
• In an ebook (save the people’s forests!)
• I like to call it “LARD” for short.
• ‘Nuff said.

So a summary of AJATT. I thought that’s what the QRG was about?

Not quite.

• The QRG is like a video game strategy guide. Not a summary.
• The QRG is entirely about the how. Nuts and bolts. It’s a quickstart action guide.
• The Little Red Dao of AJATT (LARD) is the executive summary.
• LARD says what every major AJATT post says. All the take-away points.
• LARD is the Cliff’s Notes.

But I’ve read AJATT top-to-bottom already.

Great.

• Then you don’t need this.
• Remember: you don’t need any of the products that have ever come out of AJATT
• And you never will
• All this stuff is made for convenience.
• It’s convenient to have a big blog all boiled down and bound together into one ebook.

So:

• If that big, bad Table of Contents is intimidating you.
• If you want to get straight to the point
• If you’ve read through AJATT before, but you want to re-read it without re-reading it
• If you want totality without verbosity
• If you’re marching in the army and you feel something funny…

…then ask your doctor if LARD is right for you.

What Else?

• LARD is made up of 4 volumes.
• Volume 0 → Covers Section 0 of the AJATT Table of Contents. You get volume 0 today.
• Volume 1 → Covers Sections 1 ~ 3 of the Table of Contents. Ships to you on July 31.
• Volume 2 → Covers Section 4 of the Table of Contents. Ships to you on August 31.
• Volume 3 → Covers Sections 5 ~ 10 of (get this) the Table of Contents. Ships to you on September 30.

You Choose Your Price

• I don’t actually know how much to charge for this.
• Besides, AJATT is of different value to different people.
• You pick your price. Choose from any of three.
• Pick whichever one you feel good about. Pick whichever reflects AJATT’s value to you.
• By the way, you know I care about you, right?

Marx, Lenin, Ho Chi Minh! We will fight! We will win!

Show your solidarity with the working peoples of the world by rewarding their hard effort!
El pueblo unido jamás será vencido!

Exploit the proletariat! Keep the workers underfoot!
Pay them less than $10 per volume!

What If I Don’t Like It?

• You will like it. Trust me.
• But in the unlikely event that you’re not simply overjoyed, you can have a full, no-questions-asked, for-shizzle 100% refund. Just email me ( refund at ajatt dot com ) with one word: “refund”. You don’t have to give any reason whatsoever, but you can if you feel like expressing your opinion.
• Remember: I don’t even know what I’m doing. I’m just making stuff and seeing what’ll work …Y’know?…I dunno…whatever, dude.
• Look at it as an experiment — for both of us.
• If it works: yay! If not: reset, take all your money back, and play again .

Wait, wait, wait…Can I see it before I buy?

Sure.

• Here’s a sample of the LARD.
• And here’s one of the QRG, for good measure.