Muffin and Spot have been found! Well, located. And not by Dick and Jane. By Mr. Brown, who new where they were all along. They’re kidnapped, people! What are Dick and Jane (and Hansel and Gretel) going to do? As always, please feel free to send your questions, suggestions and corrections by way of email…

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Mr. Brown continues his story. Dick likes to take his time doing things. Asking questions. Doing introductions. Again, it starts to wear on Jane, not so much because she’s a harsh-talking tomboy, but because Muffin and Spot are still missing…which means that Mr. Brown was not talking about the past as he might have implied…

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Mr. Brown’s incredibly long-winded story continues in this thrilling new episode of Dick and Jane! Edge-of-your-seat action awaits: Dick and Jane are now doing personal introductions. By the way, Muffin and Spot are still missing…Hmm… As always, please feel free to send your questions, suggestions and corrections by way of email or a comment at…

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Welcome to this exciting new episode of Dick and Jane! Jane was so angry at Dick, she had to have a two-episode-spanning tiff with him (according to Mr. Brown’s story, which is still going on). But that’s not all. HANSEL AND GRETEL appear! As always, please feel free to send your questions, suggestions and corrections…

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Episode 5 sees Mr. Brown continue his long, long explanation, in which Jane gets angry at Dick for his repeated questions. I mean, what does he think this is, an incremental reader? As always, please feel free to send your questions, suggestions and corrections by way of email or a comment at the bottom of…

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The story that Mr. Brown started telling in Episode 3 to explain his red wagon (seriously) continues its convoluted course. As always, please feel free to send your questions, suggestions and corrections by way of email or a comment at the bottom of this post. Enjoy! [Previous Episode] [Episode Guide (Home)] [Next Episode]

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