You know something? I love butter. In fact, I love dairy products, period. Demonized as they often are today, I’m going dairy all the way. There’s nothing quite like the sight, sound and smell of butter on toast in the morning. Yea verily, let it henceforth be known throughout the land that I’ve always loved…
Mental Tools
How to Avoid The Two Biggest Mistakes That Almost All Language Learners Seem to Make
by khatzumoto
1) Don’t Ask The Internet For Permission or Predictions Don’t ask the Internet for permission to try something. Don’t ask it whether it thinks your method will work. Do it and then tell it what happened. Don’t effing ask the Internet, TELL the Internet. Because you know who’s mostly on the Internet? Rectal orifices (there’s…
Artificial Intelligence and Learning Languages
by khatzumoto
“Artificial Intelligence is a little software and a lot of data.” Yorik Wilks quoted in David Levy’s Robots Unlimited, 2006 From Wilks’ quote, it looks like the AI people (all of them!) are closer and closer to finally “getting it”, as it were. I don’t mean to sound as though I had the answer all…
Ten Reasons Why Getting Used to Languages is Exactly Like Baking Cookies
by khatzumoto
“Textbooks prepare you for the real world as much as cookbooks prepare you for real cooking.” Chris W. Hubbard So…I like to bake. Cookies, that is. Big cookie fan. Got into cakes when I was 12, but that phase kind of passed after an extra helping of boarding school, so…cookies it was in college, and…
You Are Not, Never Have Been and Never Will Be The Right Age For Anything
by khatzumoto
You are never the right age for anything. 5: You’re too small. 10: You’re too big. You were so cute when you were 5. 12: People would laugh 15: Focus on school. You can do that when you’re 25. 20: Focus on graduating college. Don’t dally, just get it out the way. You were so…
The Best Case Scenario of Fluency
by khatzumoto
The best case scenario is that your skills will become invisible to you. In. vis. ible. You don’t even realize that the “mere” act of walking is a skill you developed through practice and that if you fell out of practice starting today (by falling into, say, a coma), just 6 months of not walking…