Welcome to this exciting new episode of Dick and Jane! Jane was so angry at Dick, she had to have a two-episode-spanning tiff with him (according to Mr. Brown’s story, which is still going on). But that’s not all. HANSEL AND GRETEL appear! As always, please feel free to send your questions, suggestions and corrections…

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Episode 5 sees Mr. Brown continue his long, long explanation, in which Jane gets angry at Dick for his repeated questions. I mean, what does he think this is, an incremental reader? As always, please feel free to send your questions, suggestions and corrections by way of email or a comment at the bottom of…

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The story that Mr. Brown started telling in Episode 3 to explain his red wagon (seriously) continues its convoluted course. As always, please feel free to send your questions, suggestions and corrections by way of email or a comment at the bottom of this post. Enjoy! [Previous Episode] [Episode Guide (Home)] [Next Episode]

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Episode 3 of Dick and Jane is now up! (The excitement is killer). In this episode, Spot and Muffin inexplicably go missing, and we also meet a man named Mr. Brown. Coincidence? Probably. As always, please feel free to send your questions, suggestions and corrections by way of email or a comment at the bottom…

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Another exciting episode of Dick and Jane begin! Tempers start flaring when people forget who the cat is and what her name is: Muffin doesn’t like being ignored. So really only one temper flares. As always, please feel free to send your questions, suggestions and corrections by way of email or a comment at the…

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In this first episode of the incremental reader to rule all incremental readers, we meet the cast. Khatzumoto (that’s me!) plays Dick, Momoko (as in 桃子) plays Jane, while the vicious, bloodthirsty and bred-to-kill guarddog Spot and his trusty feline scarlet-colored sidekick Muffin star as themselves. Wow. That was verbose. Anyway, enjoy! [Previous Episode]  [Episode Guide…

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