「すべての戦爭は內戦である。なぜならば、人類はみな仲間である。」 ランソワ・フェネロン “All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers.” – Francois Fenelon File this one under “Life in Japan”. And subtitle it: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Gaijin Pass and Why You Should To. Some years ago now, I seem to remember watching a heavily edited version of…
Life In Japan
The Gaijin TV Exclusion Paradox
by khatzumoto
Nikolai sayeth: My friends/coworkers even get mad at me at work too when I change the TV to a Japanese channel, and not stupid AFN (Armed Forces Network or something, basically USA channels wherever there is a base). I get this a lot, too and I’ve never understood it. The active hostility one often sees among gaijin…
Anime Wit
by khatzumoto
That’s right. Even Japanese people have a hard time understanding what anime characters say because it’s such a foreign language to them. They have to take a special course in school called “anime language” which helps them understand it, just a bit. Even then, most Japanese people can only understand about 70% of the words…
Life As A Casting Project
by khatzumoto
Sometimes, it seems that people aren’t as nice to us as they could be. It seems that they aren’t excited as they could or should be when we speak their language. It happens. Move on. There are literally millions of alternatives. We don’t really judge any group of people fairly. Almost all our judgments about…
English: The Best Way To Get Second-hand, Third-Rate Distortions of Japanese Reality
by khatzumoto
Any information you get about Japan that’s not in Japanese is virtually guaranteed to be second-hand and third-rate. Information on Japan that’s not in Japanese invariably leads one to believe both good and bad things about this place that are simply untrue. Example the first: Japanese people are deep and Buddhist and Zen-like and uncluttered…
How To Write a Resumé (CV) and Cover Letter in Japanese: The work.JP Starter Pack
by khatzumoto
So, one time, back in the day, in college, I was taking a class (as one does) in computer networking. And our assignment was to write a web server — an HTTP server, in Linux, in C++. Our professor, Dr. L., was and is a totally cool guy, the perfect combination of fun and on…