Rather than crash, try failing gracefully. If you can’t do 100%, your next option is not 0%. There is (literally, mathematically) an infinite number of numbers, and therefore options, between 0% and 100%. There’s 90%, there’s 70%, there’s 50%, 30%, 25%, 10%, 1%, 0.01%, 0.00001%, 0.0000000001%, 0.0000000000000000001%. And you’re like, “that doesn’t count”. Doesn’t it?…
The Moë Sentence Pack, 2013 Edition: The Most Dangerous and Sinfully Sexy Sentence Pack Ever Created (Now Even Sexier and Sinfuller!)
by khatzumoto
Update 2013/2/15: The Moë Sentence Pack is no longer available. Maybe she’ll be out again next year. Maybe never again. Who knows? Congratulations to everyone that got one 🙂 . It’s Valentine’s Day season, yo! That’s right. Singles Awareness Day…season. The season of the day when single people become painfully aware of their singleness. Or…
Protected: [Early Reservation List Only] The Moë Sentence Pack, 2013 Edition + Super Secret Freebie
by khatzumoto
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There Is Only Instant Gratification
by khatzumoto
Instant gratification is the only type of gratification there is. I think. There. I said it. If nothing else, it’s the only type I care to work with. The question, then, is not whether (or not) you’re getting instant gratification, but what you’re going to use as your instant gratification. If the term “instant gratification”…
The Moë Sentence Pack 2013 Edition: Reserve Yours Now
by khatzumoto
Update 1/25: The Moë Sentence Pack Early Reservation List is now full. No new entries will be accepted. Once a year, for brief moment, a legend awakens and flies into the eyes and loins of a chosen few. Cunning linguistics literally has a name and it is: The Moë Sentence Pack. This is not that kind of website.…
Nothing Is Hard
by khatzumoto
There are no hard problems, just oversized slices.