死ね！
Live long and prosper!
お前、誰？
To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?
ラブホ行こう。
Let us adjourn to a rest area for further deliberation.
おい、ブス！飯食いに行こうぜ。
Why, hello, young lady! Would you care to join me for a meal?
お前の母ちゃん何人だ？
Where are you from?
んなの俺の知ったこっちゃねぇ！
It/That’s not my shitta koto.
女の分際でよく出来たなぁ。
I am continually impressed with the work of women and minorities.
これって、ペンですか？
Is this a pen?
あんた、彼と寝てんの？
Are you neteru with him?
イクゥゥゥ
Gooooo!
That’s wonderful, but why the essential body parts aren’t mentioned anywhere? You’re supposed to use gestures or something for that? 🙂
lmaoooo
何が、これ。
This makes me want to read vol.2.
毎日釣るカッチャン <3
ｗｗｗｗ
“イクゥゥゥ”
/dead
Hah, nice! This shows how well anime works. Despite being an early stages Heisig noob, the kanji in the first line was somehow recognisable from デスノート and ブリーチ 🙂
Khatz, thanks for these phrases. It appears some of them are untranslated, such as this one:
あんた、彼と寝てんの？
Are you neteru with him?
That purposely “translated” to say that.
こっ これは！
何て事を！
Thank for this phrase.
イクゥゥゥ
Gooooo!
Good stuff. I’ve always wanted to express a thought like “live long and prosper” in Japanese, So I think I’ll try the [死ね！] the next time someone does something nice for me 😉
I can just imagine someone smiling and saying 死ね to some shopkeeper on their way out the door after reading this.
Oh, beautiful, I’m dying here!
Can’t wait for the next volume. 😀
「おい、ブス！飯食いに行こうぜ。」
You’re a terrible person, making me laugh at something so mean.
I laughed too much that I forgot to facepalm. Oh you, sowing chaos xD.
Fair warning to those who don’t know Japanese: Khatz is joking. SRSLY. Check it out on Google translate or wherever. Some of these could earn you a slap, hahaha.