What is The Little Red Dao of AJATT (LARD): Classic Edition?

Every major AJATT post, from 2006 to 2010, almost half a decade’s worth of insight and excellence…
…Condensed to 5 or fewer bullet points per post
In an electronic book (save the people’s forests!)
I like to call it “LARD” for short.
‘Nuff said.

So a summary of AJATT. I thought that’s what the QRG was about?

Not quite.

The QRG is like a video game strategy guide. Not a summary.
The QRG is entirely about the how. Nuts and bolts. It’s a quickstart action guide.
The Little Red Dao of AJATT (LARD) is the executive summary.
LARD Classic says what every major AJATT post (2k6~2k10) says. All the take-away points.
LARD is the Cliff’s Notes.

Great.

Then you don’t need this.
Remember: you don’t need any of the products that have ever come out of AJATT
And you never will
All this stuff is made for convenience.
It’s convenient to have a big blog all boiled down and bound together into one ebook.

So:

If that big, bad Table of Contents is intimidating you.
If you want to get straight to the point
If you’ve read through AJATT before, but you want to re-read it without re-reading it
If you want totality without verbosity
If you’re marching in the army and you feel something funny…

…then ask your doctor if LARD is right for you.

You get all of the above, plus:
Free lifetime access to updates
Free AJATT+ Membership with your LARD Classic
- Automatically renewing, for your convenience
- Cancel any time, even right after your LARD Classic purchase. Screw me over, get one on the system; I don’t care — I just want you to be happy
No DRM
- You are a good person
- You deserve better
- Copy, paste, transfer, quote, annotate and resize at will for your personal use
Choose your own price
- Save a buck or two and get the basic “People’s” version, or
- Treat yourself to the deluxe “Politburo” edition, which comes with:
  - a free audiobook — all three volumes of LARD Classic read aloud to you by a soothing female voice…well…in a soothing female voice. So you can listen to AJATT rather than always reading it 🙂 .
  - a free easter egg (secret freebie) inside 🙂

Marx, Lenin, Ho Chi Minh! We will fight! We will win!

El pueblo unido jamás será vencido!

You will like it. Trust me.
But in the unlikely event that you’re not simply overjoyed, you can have a full, no-questions-asked, for-shizzle 100% refund. Just email me ( refund at ajatt dot com ) with one word: “refund”. You don’t have to give any reason whatsoever, but you can if you feel like expressing your opinion.
Remember: I don’t even know what I’m doing. I’m just making stuff and seeing what’ll work ;)…Y’know?…I dunno…whatever, dude.
Look at it as an experiment — for both of us.
If it works: yay! If not: reset, take all your money back, and play again 😀 .

Sure.